Socks

This is too hard to pick my favorite relative from my extended family!

I'm going to say George is my favorite relative, and he's from such an extended side you'd have to call it a stretch to be related!

I don't think I ever met George, or if I did, I don't remember him or have a visual to associate with him. 

He was married to my dad's cousin, and they lived in Vegas. They worked in the casinos.

I heard stories about how strange George was.

He was very particular about everything.

My favorite story was about how George pinned his socks together before they were laundered.

Or maybe he made his wife pin them together.
I've noticed that I've become rather particular about a few things, and have even consider clipping my Puma socks together.

Have I become as strange as we once thought George was?